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Andre the giant (failure)

Perennial pop failure Peter Andre has been bigging up his latest material as an 'international' album, which he claims is going to surprise people. We think that it will most likely be found in bargain bins all over the world, and we'll be surprised if it doesn't. Truly international.

'I can’t wait for everyone to hear the first single release, and go, “Get lost, that’s not Pete!”' You mean they'll say, 'Oh for ****s sake, that's not that Peter Andre again, is it?'

'I honestly believe for the first time ever that I’m going to have an international album. I’ve never had that before, but now I really believe it.' Whatever you say pal.

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