Browning in tears

Few things can be more likely to get us in a teary mood than a quick burst of Man In The Mirror by Michael Jackson. Mainly that’s because we’re usually singing it while our terrifyingly large gut wobbles around like birthday-sized jelly, causing us to break down in horror at the sleek physique that once was. The shame, the shame!

Still, even we’re not as sappy as celebrity woman-beater Chris Brown, who starting crying IN PUBLIC and even worse than that, ON STAGE while giving the crowd at the BET awards show. I mean, take a look at this, he’s bawling over Man In The Mirror? Bring back national service, that’s what we say.

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