Coldplay have confirmed that they are going to split - in 2 years time. In an interview with BANG Showbiz, bed-wetting Chris Martin said they would call it day before he feels too old:
"I'm 31 now and I don't think bands should keep going past 33." Before crunching into a mouthfull of organic mung-beans, the Latin grad-student continued; "We've still got our own hair, we can still fit into our musical trousers and we've got to make the most of that."
The publicity seeking frontman is currently on tour and about to release an EP.