Just when Keane were shuffling their overweight bodies away from their MOR image it’s nice to see a jobbie-muncher like Duncan James put them back in their place.
Talking like a talentless Alan Partridge to Reveal, the former Blue singer turned struggling actor said he’d like to be in a "cool" band like Keane. "I've experienced life in a boyband, so I'd love to know what it's like to be in a cool band like Keane, that would be wicked. I love Keane and their music."
Nail, coffin. Bang.