Justin Bieber - The Love Doll

Well it was only a matter of time wasn’t it? As international superstar and teen heartthrob, Justin Bieber turned 18, a Californian company was waiting in the wings to pirate his likeness onto some cunningly fashioned latex. Drum roll please... This is the Justin Bieber love doll.

As Bieber finally achieved manhood, at least on paper, it seems that the company behind the bizarre creation thought that the time was ripe to give his more adventurous fans a little taste of fantasy.

One might think that the product was aimed at his staple demographic of teenage girls, all desperate to share a cuddle with the teenybop sensation himself. One might be dead wrong though. Marketed with immense subtlety and subterfuge as ‘Just-In Beaver’, this is one piece of plastic loving that is clearly aimed at the gay fantasy market. The box is emblazoned with such catchy come ons as “I'm not gay! (OK maybe a lil')" while flirting away with such sizzling lines as, "I wanna be your boy toy!"

The words “Finally 18” and “Beaver Fever” leave little to the imagination, but before you check yourself in for PTSD at the mere thought, do remember that the manufacturer, Pipedream guarantees that "When he's not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he's up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail. Beave-ster doesn't have this effect just on women–he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off."

The manufacturers have form in the unlicensed love doll department, with the release of a Miley Cyrus doll that quickly came off the shelves after a phalanx of lawyers moved in. For the moment – you can get your loving hands on a piece of Beaver Fever for only $26, though it may have to be a back door transaction, as there can be little doubt that Justin’s lawyers will be on the prowl before long.

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