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Mysterious deal

Now we said recently that we weren't going to make any cheap jibes at Peter Andre after his split with Katie Price, what with there being kids and all in the equation, but really, there's only so long you can wait before something actually funny happens again – someone has given the spoofer a new record deal. Yes, really.

Although his representatives don't want to say who he's signed with, there was apparently an improbable fight between three major record labels over his new material, which he was working on during the filming of that godawful fly-on.the-wall documentary Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter Stateside.

This country, eh? I mean, really. In the unlikely event that the material turns out to be good, we reserve the right to do a humungous volt-face, ok?

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