The Animal Shelter Boys? Good name!

Now far be it from us to laugh at the likes of PETA, who recently claimed – based on nothing but shonky science and a their belief that using any product from an animal is wrong – that feeding your young children milk risked diseases like heart disease, diabetes and several types of cancer, but really, they are a bunch of stupid tree hugging hippy divs.

Anyway, their latest ruse to help boost the cause of animal rights and anti-species ism is to ask the Pet Shop Boys to rename themselves the Rescue Shelter Boys. Seriously.

'(This) may at first seem bizarre,' They said, bizarrely. '(But) by agreeing to change your name... you would help raise awareness... and encourage your millions of fans to consider giving a home to an abandoned or unwanted animal from an animal shelter.' Seriously, just go away.

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