The Big G is sold out

It seems everyone is lamenting their decision to skip Glasto last year, the first time the massive festival has been a) Sunny and b) not full of festival tourists, after 4 years of washed out muddy nightmare.

Ha ha, suckers. Instead of doing the sensible thing and waiting until the day before and breaking in, 175,000 people will spend the next 6 months praying for sunshine.

If they’re lucky (and chances are they probably won’t be) they’ll be checking out Blur, Neil Young and Bruce Springsteen in the sun. If not, they’ll be getting pissed on from high having spunked nearly two hundred quid for the privilege.

Fingers crossed kids, here’s a tip, buy your wellies now as the price doubles two weeks before festival season.

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