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U2's latest cheap PR stunt

Tiresome dad rock bores U2 managed to cause chaos at a small Massachusetts town by playing a gig in a 1,000 capacity venue, in what scientists say is the smallest possible venue to fit Bono's ego in.

Fans were nearly crushed by the sheer level of hubris from the reverb heavy dinosaurs (and the crowds of fans trying to get in) at the Somerville Theater, and the Somerville police had to hold thousands of fans back.

It's the latest in a line of shameless PR moves from the band, who are rumoured to have to wash Bono's feet before he does anything in the morning (possibly), and they played four songs from their latest mediocre Album No Line On The Horizon. They are still inexplicably popular.

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