To quote Mr Nasty himself;
"You have just invented a new form of torture." “You should sue your singing teacher.” "You have the personality of a handle.” "I’m tempted to ask if you sang that the night before your wife left you?" "What do you think we are looking for – a two-year-old who can't sing?" "You came across as a background singer for a background singer." "You sounded like Cher after she's been to the dentist."
Ironic, isn’t it?